Millions of people tuned into the Democratic Debate to watch six candidates spar over who’s the best person to represent the Democrat party against titan Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election.
Unfortunately, it turned into more of a schoolyard fight instead of a political debate. It was like watching an episode of the Little Rascals but instead of a gang of neighborhood children, the cast included three liberals, a socialist, a billionaire, and their crazy Uncle Joe.
The new kid on the block was billionaire Mike Bloomberg or as President Trump affectionately calls him, Mini-Mike. It was his first debate, but there was no red carpet rolled out for the elitist that spent nearly half a million dollar on his campaign before ever taking the stage.
It was clear from the beginning that he wasn’t welcome to play in the sandbox with the other five over-sized children, because they were angry that he bought his spot.
Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren claimed Bloomberg was a “billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-faced lesbians.” The fact checkers got busy, because Liz is definitely known for occasionally fibbing.
Not happy that Senator Amy Klobuchar called him out on his desire to watch cartoons instead of the impeachment trial, Mayor Pete Buttigieg poked Klobuchar for forgetting a very important man’s name. Then, she accused him of calling her dumb. These childish antics made me fully expect for Pete to pull Amy’s ponytail or someone to throw a spitball.
Instead, Liz jumps to Amy’s defense. Did she really have her back or was this just a mean girl trying to show viewers that she is capable of empathy? No matter the reason, Klobuchar was left shaken and stuttering over her words. America just witnessed how she handled controversy.
The most popular kid in the group, socialist Bernie Sanders, threw a few arm-flailing tantrums and argued with billionaire Bloomberg over who had more homes while yelling angrily about the wicked wealthy people in our country.
Being ignored by the moderators, crazy Uncle Joe continually raised his hand for a turn and tried to remain relevant by yelling out his scripted responses with little room for his usual gaffes. But protesters made him stumble over his words by yelling “you deported 3 million people”, referring to his role in the Obama administration’s overwhelming number of deportations.
But the night wasn’t over until the whole gang pointed fingers at the big bully on the playground…the mean ol’ President Trump.
However, their so-called bully got together with tens of thousands of his friends the same night and shared the truth about his six foes that are trying to destroy the land that he loves so much. President Trump stood victorious as the Democrats crumbled!
While the Democratic Debates are always entertaining, make no mistake about it…their agenda to take down President Trump no matter how much it hurts the American people is real! We must take it seriously and fight them every step of the way by re-electing Donald J. Trump in November 2020.